[Warning: Mature Content]
Should I be considered a perverted gent
for liking a dietary supplement
that isn’t sold over the counter?
I just happen to be very keen
on a nourishing treat called pussy protein
and take my fill before I mount her.
Flat on her back or riding my face
I extract her elixir with tongue-and-cheek grace
and make sure she whimpers and moans with delight.
Very supportive she helps with my need
enduring orgasms while on her pussy I feed
she even asks if I want a second helping, how polite.
Between my lover’s legs I love to dine
the texture and taste are truly sublime
and it improves my quality of life.
Good for my taste buds and good for my body
a soothing sensation like a succulent hot toddy
and a satisfied wife means goodbye to strife.
I prolong the arousal to increase the tasty fare
and hog all the protein, but the pleasure I share
cuz’ I know my sub has her own protein treat.
She gives and I take, then inject mine into her
with three pleasure ports, we often mix and stir
slick, warm, and salty, but always emotionally sweet.
So if you’re feeling poorly or your relationship is dull
I recommend pussy protein daily; it’s the only way to go!