Here’s the 2nd installment of the new series on quotes (humorous, witty, or basic common sense).
“Beware subs—don’t piss-off your Master if you’re not into golden showers.”
“A Dom that quarrels with a sub commits a major flub.”
“If it was really about tightness, no pussy would ever be fucked again after the Dom got his first piece of ass.”
“Make sure your sub is cleaned out prior to anal penetration or you may need to clean the sheets.”
“If you wake-up in a hole and reality is better than a wet dream, your sub’s a keeper.”
“Reaming an ass before it’s cleaned is doing it ass-backwards.”
“Don’t smack an ass that’s full of gas!”
“A sub that fails to serve her Dom is sub-standard, and may soon be replaced by a substitute.”
“Doms with no self-control are as worthless to a sub as a tick on a dick; and an uncontrollable sub is as satisfying as a eunuch in a harem of hussies.”
“Sloppy seconds are only acceptable if you also went first.”
Have a good day!