This is the sixth installment of Alpha’s humorous, witty, or common-sense quotes.
“One definition of a good fucking morning: a smiling and moaning sub watching you shave in the mirror as you fuck her from behind.”
“Even if your sub wants to be your little pony, don’t spur her out of the chute.”
“Anal retentive Doms never realize an overabundance of protocols is a waste of time.”
“After-care is worthless to an unsatisfied sub.”
“Complacency kills creativity; for instance, pussy-ala’-sub should be an ever-changing recipe.”
“Fucking your sub raw doesn’t mean satisfaction, it means sore… learn the difference.”
“If you push a sub too far, too fast, all you’ll accomplish is going back to the beginning.”
“The crack of creation from front to back, may be your crack of discovery… or your crack of doom.”
“Doms are skilled rip-off artists: they rip-off tops, bottoms, skirts, bras, panties, etc.”
“You can be sure that all wild sex tales are equal parts perspiration, exaggeration, and imagination.”
Have a good day!