This is the 8th installment of Alpha’s humorous, witty, or common-sense quotes.
“All successful D/s relationships come about thru an abundance of communication, trial, and error.”
“Straight Doms should never bend over in front of a switch sub.”
“If you don’t take the time to find a compatible mate you’ll discover any time with a non-compatible mate is a waste of time.”
“Pride may come before a fall, but monster egos cause more relationship fuck-ups.”
“If you can’t satisfy your sub, don’t get mad at them.”
“A Dom is a protector, that’s what you represent; so, don’t ever abuse your sub beyond agreed consent.”
“If you’re too wasted to know which orifice you’re about to lick, suck, or fuck, postpone it till later, cuz’ you’re not fit to satisfy it anyway.”
“Don’t ever give your sub a reason to resent giving consent.”
“A smart ass gets a little wiser with each punishment.”
“Threesomes wouldn’t be so taxing if you didn’t have to bring in a third person to do it.”
Have a good day!