Alpha’s Bawdy Word Play: 1st List

Here is another new series. A modern version of the old bawdy rhymes and tongue-twisters found in the heyday of vaudeville  and burlesque.

 

How much would a Master munch if a Master could munch a mammary lunch?
With mammary meat a mouth-watering treat, and a side-order of nipples and areola,
Kneaded and breaded, quite comfortable when bedded,
And washed down with fresh mother’s milk, far more nourishing than cola.
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How much cum can a sub devour if told to suck her Dom’s cock for an hour?
If pre-cum does count it doubles the amount, and don’t forget the facial shower
Perhaps three or four table spoons at most, and that’s if it’s a young Dominant host
Lick, suck, and swallow, a chore for those who follow, but done for pleasure and not to boast
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Peter pounced upon pouting Patty after her primal proposition and his pecker repeatedly penetrated her parting pussy lips and properly cured Patty of her pouting.
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Jack and Jill ran up the hill when they had some time to kill
Jill ditched her clothes and exposed her holes, which Jack preceded to fill
He filled her mouth, then filled her cunt, then filled her ass in the grass
Then over his knee she went with glee, and was spanked as a sassy lass
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I like um’ to buck when I suck and I fuck, cuz’ I was born on the Texas prairie
I ride um’ hard, and put um’ away wet, each herd of horny as hell pussies
But you can keep your sweet virginal meat, that ain’t my kind of treat
I want um’ raw and wild, street-wise and untamed, like a house full of whores and hussies

 

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