Alpha’s Bawdy Word Play: 2nd Installment

This is the second installment of Alpha’s bawdy word play, erotica, and tongue-twisters.


Stroke of Luck
There is no finer nub to see
Then that which she calls her “clitty”
Nature’s nub for tongue to tease
When amorous play aims to please
Flick it, lick it, nibble, and suck
Take it as a sign of your changing luck

Nikki & Nick
Naughty Nikki seduced Nice Nick
She’d been told he had a ten-inch dick
But she learned quick the rumor was wrong
What gagged and shagged her was a full foot long
Twelve-inches long, and four-inches around
When he came in her mouth she nearly drowned
When she sat on the cock it throbbed and bobbed
Then cast her forth like a grenade when lobbed
The climax erupted like a fiery volcano
And flushed her clean like a shot of Drano
Completely satisfied, she got up to go
But Nick was now nasty, and said, “Hell no!”
Nikki awakened the beast within…
The beast that is said to live in all men
When the beast is aroused it wants to howl
It’s a hunter by nature, and goes on the prowl
It takes what it wants and wants what it craves
And those who interfere may soon reside in graves
When you awaken the beast, you play by its rules
And those that accept it will never lose
So, Nikki lay back, and spread herself wide
She wasn’t self-conscious, had nothing to hide
Nasty Nick then ravished all of her treasures
And rewarded her with a variety of pleasures
So, they became a loving couple… that lusted daily without measure

Sweet Treat
Simple Sam asked his neighbor Sally for a spot of jam
Sally gave him a spot, which was fresh and hot,
And Sam said, “Thank you ma’am.”
Sam took the spot of jam, and placed it atop his Willie Pete
Then he said to his neighbor Sally, “Now for you I have a treat.”
“A nice treat indeed,” Sally did say, as she cast her clothes away
And she grabbed the treat, in her mouth it did go,
And she did eat…and eat…and eat
Till Sam cried out, “What have you done? You ate my Willie Pete!”
“Of course,” said Sally. “You offered it…
And I’m a cannibal who loves sweet meat.”

Sad Sally
Sad Sally was sad cuz’ she had a dad
But suddenly had lost him
Daddy and Sally had a play session one day
But she did something that cost him
After a wanking, spanking, and even dildo cranking
The session was put on pause
Cuz’ a cop came in, who heard Sally’s cries
Which he said, gave him ‘just cause’
Well, Sally stayed in character
She mistook it as part of the scene
So, at the stage she was asked her age
She said, “I may look older, but I’m just a pre-teen”
The cop said it was best if she got dressed
And out of the room she did go
And from that moment on till present-day
Where her Daddy went she did not know

Billy Bob & the Bees
Billy Bob had an outside job
Working around trees and bees
Then one day while taking a leak
A bee stung him quick as you please
It stung Billy Bob on the tip of his knob
And his pecker began to swell
The sting alone went from bad to worse
And he thought he was going to hell
When he wasn’t driven insane from the pain
And the pain began to subside
He hurried home and shagged his wife
And gave her a hell of a ride
His six-inch dick had grown to twelve
All on account of that bee
And his frigid wife is now hot to trot
In fact, she’s permanently frisky
To guarantee his dick will grow
They keep a jar of bees by the bed
But they’re only used when they’re ready to fuck;
After all, there’s limits to giving head


Have a good day!

Alpha’s Bawdy Word Play: 1st List

Here is another new series. A modern version of the old bawdy rhymes and tongue-twisters found in the heyday of vaudeville  and burlesque.


How much would a Master munch if a Master could munch a mammary lunch?
With mammary meat a mouth-watering treat, and a side-order of nipples and areola,
Kneaded and breaded, quite comfortable when bedded,
And washed down with fresh mother’s milk, far more nourishing than cola.
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How much cum can a sub devour if told to suck her Dom’s cock for an hour?
If pre-cum does count it doubles the amount, and don’t forget the facial shower
Perhaps three or four table spoons at most, and that’s if it’s a young Dominant host
Lick, suck, and swallow, a chore for those who follow, but done for pleasure and not to boast
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Peter pounced upon pouting Patty after her primal proposition and his pecker repeatedly penetrated her parting pussy lips and properly cured Patty of her pouting.
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Jack and Jill ran up the hill when they had some time to kill
Jill ditched her clothes and exposed her holes, which Jack preceded to fill
He filled her mouth, then filled her cunt, then filled her ass in the grass
Then over his knee she went with glee, and was spanked as a sassy lass
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I like um’ to buck when I suck and I fuck, cuz’ I was born on the Texas prairie
I ride um’ hard, and put um’ away wet, each herd of horny as hell pussies
But you can keep your sweet virginal meat, that ain’t my kind of treat
I want um’ raw and wild, street-wise and untamed, like a house full of whores and hussies


Have a nice day!