Alpha’s Quotes: 8th installment

This is the 8th installment of Alpha’s humorous, witty, or common-sense quotes.

 

“All successful D/s relationships come about thru an abundance of communication, trial, and error.”

“Straight Doms should never bend over in front of a switch sub.”

“If you don’t take the time to find a compatible mate you’ll discover any time with a non-compatible mate is a waste of time.”

“Pride may come before a fall, but monster egos cause more relationship fuck-ups.”

“If you can’t satisfy your sub, don’t get mad at them.”

“A Dom is a protector, that’s what you represent; so, don’t ever abuse your sub beyond agreed consent.”

“If you’re too wasted to know which orifice you’re about to lick, suck, or fuck, postpone it till later, cuz’ you’re not fit to satisfy it anyway.”

“Don’t ever give your sub a reason to resent giving consent.”

“A smart ass gets a little wiser with each punishment.”

“Threesomes wouldn’t be so taxing if you didn’t have to bring in a third person to do it.”

 

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Alpha’s Quotes: 7th installment

This is the 7th installment of Alpha’s humorous, witty, or common sense quotes.

 

“A sub that’s tied and gagged learns more than a poser free to brag.”

“A solicitous sub is a godsend to a new Dom.”

“D/s isn’t easy, but it’s worth the effort. So, if you’re not putting forth the effort, don’t complain about the outcome.”

“Don’t judge a sub by their submission or a Dom by their dominance; judge both by the full-measure of their humanity.”

“A Dom that makes their sub constantly walk on egg shells will fall from grace like Humpty Dumpty.”

“If your sub loves to struggle against her binds, don’t use knots that self-tighten.”

“Posers hover around wannabe subs like vultures around a carcass.”

“Even a sassy sub needs to be ungagged if you want a blow-job.”

“Posers that throw their weight around with a sub, are soon alone with only their dick to rub.”

“You can speak your mind daily; have your say, and speak your piece; while your head is between thighs lip-synching, with a pure tongue-in-cheek release.”

 

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Alpha’s Quotes: 6th Installment

This is the sixth installment of Alpha’s humorous, witty, or common-sense quotes.

 

“One definition of a good fucking morning: a smiling and moaning sub watching you shave in the mirror as you fuck her from behind.”

“Even if your sub wants to be your little pony, don’t spur her out of the chute.”

“Anal retentive Doms never realize an overabundance of protocols is a waste of time.”

“After-care is worthless to an unsatisfied sub.”

“Complacency kills creativity; for instance, pussy-ala’-sub should be an ever-changing recipe.”

“Fucking your sub raw doesn’t mean satisfaction, it means sore… learn the difference.”

“If you push a sub too far, too fast, all you’ll accomplish is going back to the beginning.”

“The crack of creation from front to back, may be your crack of discovery… or your crack of doom.”

“Doms are skilled rip-off artists: they rip-off tops, bottoms, skirts, bras, panties, etc.”

“You can be sure that all wild sex tales are equal parts perspiration, exaggeration, and imagination.”

 

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Alpha’s Quotes: 5th installment

This is the 5th installment of the humorous, witty, or common-sense quotes by Alpha.

 

“Saving money on the cheapest rope is not a good idea when suspending your sub from the rafters.”

“Never eat your sub’s pussy when her bladder is full—unless you’re into golden showers.”

“Real Doms don’t party with posers.”

“A sub that’s lost direction needs a good Dom for a course correction.”

“Posers think they are ‘cock-of-the-walk’—until they try to order a real Dom’s sub around.”

“You may think it’s kinky and cool to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight—but I’d rather be with my sub dancing all night with her fleshy delights.”

“What does a sub say to a limp-dick Dom that demands a blow-job? – Where’s the beef?”

“An incompatible sub can never be compatibly trained.”

“Foreplay is how you treat your mate every second of every day.”

“D/s practitioners have no need for porn; that’s like substituting wishful thinking for a fulfilled fantasy.”

 

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Alpha’s Quotes: 4th installment

This is the fourth installment of the new series of humorous, witty, or common sense quotes by Alpha.

 

“Many Doms enjoy male-G spot stimulation, and some actually man-up to it—either way, subs service their ass.”

“D/s isn’t about following trends—not even those started in the D/s world.”

“A sub that kneels out of love and respect will service you for life. A sub that’s forced to kneel will forever cause you strife.”

“Relationship fact: there is no worse fate than having an incompatible mate.”

“A sub that accepts a poser’s proposition plays a main role in their own destruction.”

“A Dom that carelessly forgets after-care for their sub will soon not have a sub to care-after.”

“Even a firm butt spanked hard becomes a tender treat.”

“A Dom that doesn’t know the difference between flogging a sub and flogging a log will forever be stuck flogging his.”

“A Dom that masters his tongue communicates well—and performs amazing cunnilingus.”

“Self-discovery continues throughout a D/s journey for everyone—except quitters.”

 

Have a good day!